| Labor Pain Machine |
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Labor Pain Machine
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had
ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt
fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The
doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was
still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The
husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged
the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a
healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were
ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
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