Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out,
but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
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The advantage of exercising everyday is that you die healthier.
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Did you ever see the customers in a health-food store?
They are pale, skinny people who look half dead.
In a steak house you see robust, ruddy people.
They're dying of course but they look terrific.
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