| Feeling Romantic |
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2009/03/15 21:01 |
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Subject: Feeling Romantic
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Date: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:01:44 -0500
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An older couple was lying in bed one night . The husband was falling
asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You
used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried
to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to
kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek
and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you use to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed. "Where
are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!"
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