An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut
each one into four pieces?"
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you
through sex."
The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right. I'm past eighty years
old, and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick
out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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