"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:f06jr4dc3m1b9eop1u4a68jmcsi5e9n33i@4ax.com:
>
>
> Yes! I'm A Senior Citizen
>
>
> I'm the life of the party -- even if it lasts until 8PM.
>
> I'm very good at opening childproof caps -- with a hammer.
>
> I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
>
> I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
>
> I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
>
> I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
>
> I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as
> mine.
>
> I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental
> care.
>
> I'm not really grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds,
> lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, Toyota commercials, Tom Brokaw, Dan
> Rather, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't seem
> to remember right now.
>
> I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
>
> I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
>
> I'm having trouble remembering simple words like...
>
> I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
>
> I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did
> they let kids become policemen?
>
> I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive
> at 150?
>
> And, how can my kids be older than I feel sometimes?
>
> I'm a walking storeroom of facts -- I've just lost the key to the
> storeroom door.
>
> Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
>
Aint that the truth LOL.
Mercury
|
|