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Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:19:39 -0500
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There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were
most peculiar. They were powered by gasoline, rather than the
allergenic goodies that bees usually eat. As the crowd flew along,
periodically a bee or two would start to sputter; it would fly down to
a gas station, drink up the gas spilled in fueling a car, and then fly
up and rejoin the crowd.
One bee began to sputter a little, but flew right by an open gas
station. As he passed the second station, he coughing badly, but still
he flew on. Finally, as he was on his last fumes, he dove down to a
station and gassed up.
When he rejoined the crowd, his neighbor challenged him:
"Look, you passed right by an open station when you started to get
low. You passed another station when you were perilously low. And
finally, you ran out of gas just in time to glide into that last
station. Are you crazy?"
He replied, "Well, it's like this. The first station was a Gulf
station. I really don't like Gulf at all. The second station was a
Texaco station. That's even worse. But the third station was an Esso
station. Let me tell you, Esso is my brand of gasoline. You know what
they say don't you? ...
There's an Esso Bee in every crowd!"
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