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Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:17:49 -0500
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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You
know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I
know. Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis
you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," the
medic said.
"Heck, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your
Lamborghini!"
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