| Re: Some Quickies |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2009/03/10 10:42 |
On 10 Mar 2009 06:40:58 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:tnlbr4tl1i0h47iqhl33iab22lr0qrrkj6@4ax.com:
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>> Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
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>> ~~~~~
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>> Did you hear about the scientists who crossed a sheep with a
>> porcupine?
>> They got an animal that knits its own sweaters.
>>
>> ~~~~~
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>> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
>> apes? -- George Carlin
>>
>> ~~~~~
>>
>> What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
>> plant? -- George Carlin
>>
>> ~~~~~
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>> If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? -- George
>> Carlin
>>
>> ~~~~~
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>> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -- George Carlin
>>
>> ~~~~~
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>> Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? -- George Carlin
>>
>> ~~~~~
>>
>
>Groan cant you be quicker LOL?
>
>Mercury.
May Zorro use you as a pin cushion.
lol,
darkshadows
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