"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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> Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
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> Did you hear about the scientists who crossed a sheep with a
> porcupine?
> They got an animal that knits its own sweaters.
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> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
> apes? -- George Carlin
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> What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
> plant? -- George Carlin
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> If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? -- George
> Carlin
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> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -- George Carlin
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> Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? -- George Carlin
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> ~~~~~
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Groan cant you be quicker LOL?
Mercury.
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