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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney
Date: Mon, 19 Dec 2005 18:43:53 -0600
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Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely
young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd
like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all
these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy
negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've
got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little
while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve
unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all
these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty
bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she
says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up
the chimney with my dick this way!"
Lil_S_Monk
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