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Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
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Did you hear about the scientists who crossed a sheep with a
porcupine?
They got an animal that knits its own sweaters.
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes? -- George Carlin
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant? -- George Carlin
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? -- George
Carlin
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -- George Carlin
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? -- George Carlin
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