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Subject: Three Wishes
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Date: Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:53:11 -0500
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Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by
himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day
he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the
world outside.
The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he
called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them, "I am
a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever
seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take
turns using them and you have to use them now."
The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in
this forest to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."
This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical
sound there was a helmet.
It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the
neighboring forest to be female."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle."
Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask
for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but
after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.
The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in
the world to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, said
"I wish the bear was gay!" and took off like a bat out of hell!
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