A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a
perch in front of a pet store. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you
are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her
work. On the way home she sees the same parrot and it says to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly." She is incredibly ticked off now.
The next day the same parrot again says to her, "Hey lady, you
are really ugly." The lady is so ticked off that she goes into the
store and says that she will sue the store and kill the bird. The
store manager apologizes profusely and promises that he will make sure
the parrot doesn't say it again.
When the lady walks past the store the next day, after work, the
parrot calls to her and says, "Hey lady."
She pause and says, "Yes?"
The bird says, "You know."
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