SAGE ADVICE FOR YOUNG DRAGONS
from the Wyvern Scout Wingbook
A cow a day keeps the doctor away.
Do not date until you are at least eighty-four.
Listen to your mother, but never your father.
Kidnapping maidens causes knightmares.
Only chase ravens on Tuesdays and Saturdays
Try very hard not to sit on people when riding on buses.
Five deep breaths before fire breathing prevents burnout.
It is not PC to tell traveling warlock jokes.
Never ever accept a ride from a strange firetruck.
Do not eat henbane, mistletoe or oleander
without permission and ale.
Help little old ladies jaywalk only on really, really busy streets.
Be sure to always tell the truth except when lying.
Remember -- one sinks before one rises, so do not leap from cliffs
less than 35 feet high.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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