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Date: Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:21:17 -0600
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Sergeant's philosophy
The Company Commander and the First Sergeant were in the
field. As they hit the sack for the night, the First Sergeant said,
"Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
The CO said, "I see millions of stars."
1st Sgt.: "And what does that tell you, sir?"
CO: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells
me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Top?"
1st Sgt.: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our
tent."
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