| Shave and a Hair Cut |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2009/03/02 21:05 |
Shave and a Hair Cut
A man is away on business, at a convention for marvellous machines. He
found a long corridor lined with machines and decided to try a few.
The first he came to was called ''The Wonder Cut''. He inserted his
money and did as he was told to do by the instructions. He lay back in
the chair and after a few minutes the machine stopped and he hopped
out of the chair, with the best hair cut he had ever had.
Further down the corridor he came to a machine that said, 'For the
best shave ever insert here'', so he inserted his money in and place
his face in the slot. And sure enough his face had the best shave he
had ever had.
He walked on down the corridor until he came to the last machine. It
said ''for the man who has been away from his wife for a long time and
is in dire need.. The rest of the words were rubbed of but he got the
general idea. He made sure no one was looking and inserted his money,
undid his fly and placed his ''thing'' in the hole. The machine
rumbled and after a few minutes of extreme pain he withdrew his thing
from the hole with a new shiny button neatly sewed on the end.
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