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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Re: Med Students Beware
Date: Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:19:55 -0600
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On Sun, 18 Dec 2005 16:46:54 GMT, "Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
>First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
>with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with
>the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by
>telling them "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as
>a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
>human body."
>
>For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
>butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead
>and do the same thing," he told his student. The students freaked out,
>hesitated for several minutes but eventually took turns sticking a finger in
>the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
>
>When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "the
>second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
>and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention"!
And that was the professor's last lecture for the semester. :)
Lil_S_Monk
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