| Funny insurance claims |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2009/02/28 16:47 |
Funny insurance claims:
The statements below are taken from actual insurance accident claims
forms. They are real, true (you can't make up this kind of stuff).
Incidents with Pedestrians.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
before I hit him.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the
road when I struck him.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the
roof of my car.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress
when we met on impact.
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