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Date: Sun, 18 Dec 2005 16:46:54 GMT
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with
the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by
telling them "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as
a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
human body."
For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead
and do the same thing," he told his student. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes but eventually took turns sticking a finger in
the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "the
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention"!
--
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
Rolex
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