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Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:47:58 -0600
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Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber
Two old ladies were standing on a street corner smoking cigarettes. It
started to rain and one lady said, ''Great, now I'll have to put this
out.''
The other lady said, ''No you don't, I have some cigarette covers
here.''
She proceeded to take a Trojan out of her purse, cut the end off and
put it over her cigarette. The other lady asked, ''Where did you get
that?''
The second lady replied, ''Just go to the drug store and ask for some
condoms.''
The next day the first lady went to her local drug store and said to
the clerk,''I'd like some condoms please.''
The clerk replied,''What size please?''
The lady said, ''One big enough to fit a Camel.'
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