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Subject: Construction Code
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Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:23:58 -0600
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Construction Code
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a
handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down
to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the
third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I",
then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and
forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to
masturbate.
The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor
yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or
something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''
The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just
trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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