A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite
emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets
him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of
pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in
a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion
party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm f**king dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
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