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Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:28:37 -0600
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The Russian Pretzel
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling
meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called "The
Russian Pretzel," which often landed his opponents in the hospital.
When the first American caught a glimpse of him, he said, "Coach, he's
HUGE. I'm scared."
The coach replied, "You da MAN! Just go in there and tear him up!"
The guy started the match quite confidently, but after about a minute,
the Russian picked him up, slammed him into the famous pretzel, and
sent him to the emergency room.
The same thing happened to the second wrestler, so the third guy was
petrified. He told his coach he was backing out.
The coach said, "C'mon, son. You're our last chance!"
The kid started out pretty well, but when the Russian started to twist
him into the pretzel, the coach covered his eyes. When he opened them,
he saw the referee holding the American's hand up in victory. The
coach, baffled, asked the kid how he did it.
"Well Coach, when that damn Russian picked me up and started twisting
my body, it HURT! So when I saw two red things dangling there, I bit
them... HARD! You'd be surprised what you can do when you bite your
own balls!"
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