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Endurance Tests
Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian, and one South
African, were in the Australian outback in the shadow of Aer's Rock,
setting up camp for the night and telling tales of their incredible
bravado.
"I once crash-landed in a mangrove swamp," said the Australian, "where
there were 6 men all being torn apart by vicious crocodiles. I
eviscerated all the crocs and then flew the men to safety with my
hang-glider."
"That's nothing," said the South African. "I once flew 200 miles over
the Pacific to rescue a fallen hang-glider who was being eaten by a
vicious Great White Shark. I then ate the Great White Shark and flew
my friend to safety."
The Irishman said nothing, and continued to poke the fire with his
cock
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