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2009/02/21 22:03 |
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Subject: Baseball for Scotsmen
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Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:03:52 -0600
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A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new
country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands
up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard,
r-run will ya!"
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased
with his knowledge of the game, screams: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run
will ya!"
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a
walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: "R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A
friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to
run, he got four balls."
"Walk with pr-r-ride man!"
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