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Date: Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:02:43 -0600
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl
said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a
smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With
expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it
out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing
beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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