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Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:06:30 -0600
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A Loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty
looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny
porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly
formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with
the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack,
Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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