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Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:44:11 -0600
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Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a
little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus
today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our
bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs
on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in
there?!'"
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