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Cat Rescue
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees
a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding
her cat in her arms.
"Hey, lady", yells Larry, "Throw me the cat!"
"No," she cries, "It's too far!"
"I play football. I can catch him!"
The smoke is pouring from the windows. The woman kisses her cat
goodbye and tosses it down to the street.
Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him.
The feline bounces off an awning and he runs into the street to catch
it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one-handed
catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into
cheers.
Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his
knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
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