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Subject: How to annoy your waiter
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Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:43:21 -0600
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How to Annoy Your Waiter:
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.
9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad
actor?"
8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"
7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".
6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"
5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London
broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman
for dinner, would you?"
3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the
chowder!"
1. Three words: eat the check.
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