On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 14:52:48 GMT, "Rolex - The Dragon"
<Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
>Its my story and I'm stickin to it
>
> Dave works hard at the office, puts in a lot of overtime, and then
>spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym.
>His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday,
>she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and
>says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"
> Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
> "Oh, no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."
> When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
>Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here
>a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
> "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with
>them."
> A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave.
>"Hi Davey," she says, "want your usual table dance?"
> Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave
>follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the
>door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.
> The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
>bitch tonight, Dave."
this is what happens when you lose track of the lies and deceit :)
F.
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