One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the
table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss,
aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl
continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
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My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum
who tells him which pair to put on!
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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family
troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going
to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for
the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those
months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to
drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of
your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these
years."
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An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
"Yes," said the Navy brat.
"My dad has built them."
Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"
"Yes."
"It's my dad who's killed it!"
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