Its my story and I'm stickin to it
Dave works hard at the office, puts in a lot of overtime, and then
spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym.
His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday,
she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and
says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"
Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here
a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with
them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave.
"Hi Davey," she says, "want your usual table dance?"
Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave
follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the
door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
bitch tonight, Dave."
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"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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