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Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:41:40 -0600
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Seems a guy was driving for hours through desolate country when he
passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front
of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and
consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the
farmhouse to notify the occupants. When the housewife came to the
door, said he, "Pardon me madam, but I just ran over a cat in front of
your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might
be hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving
off...."
"Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat? Could you
describe him? What does he look like?"
The man promptly flopped down on the ground, and said "He looks like
this" as he gave his best shot at a dead cat impression.
"Oh no, you *horrible* man", she replied. "I meant, what did he look
like *before* you hit him?"
At that, the man got up, covered his eyes with both hands and screamed
"Agggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!"
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