"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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> A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle.
> She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.
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> The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you,
> anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
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> The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
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> The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in
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> Then the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
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> The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the
> blondes have two."
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> The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there?
> Beat me half to death with it."
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Last time I rubbed a bottle all that came out was cough medicine, and
that didnt work LOL.
Mercury.
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