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Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:03:44 -0600
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A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town
by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the
automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side
of the road and waits for help.
Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm
animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to
explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where
they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders.
Well, it so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so
engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of
road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction.
The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the
possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the other
car, but unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road.
The tourist winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs and a
broken arm and leg and is obviously in extreme pain. The farm animals
are all messed up very badly and the farmer, although remaining inside
the vehicle, still suffers cuts and scrapes.
The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals.
The chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move. "These
chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these chickens
anymore!" bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and loads his
shotgun and blows away the chickens.
Next, he sees the pigs and they are all lame and bleeding profusely.
"These pigs are all worthless now! I'll get nothing for them!" yells
the farmer. With great rage, the farmer reloads his shotgun and blows
away the pigs.
The farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their
wool is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and with
that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the sheep.
Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great
horror.
The farmer then moves over to the side of the ditch and looks at the
tourist. "Are you okay down there?" asked the farmer.
"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled back.
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