There were three guys on top of the cn tower, and they met a genie,
the genie said I will give you one wish each, what you wish for you
will jump off and land in it. the first guy wished to land in gold, so
off he jumped and landed in gold, the second guy wished for lots of
money he landed in money, the third guy said I wish for,,, Oh man I
forget, oh crap, and with out Knowing he landed in a pile of crap.
I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit
late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say
anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone
yet?
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!!!
A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will
only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter
than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!
Q: Why do men have slits in their underware?
A: So they can get oxygen to their brains.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
A: He's breathing!
Q: How many men does it take to make popcorn?
A: Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the
stove.
Q. How do you save a man from drowning?
A. Take your foot off of his head.
Q. How are men like parking spaces?
A. The good ones are always taken and all that is left are handicapped
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