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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Ten signs Santa has marraige problems
Date: Thu, 15 Dec 2005 18:40:20 -0600
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Ten signs Santa has marraige problems
He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange
students
Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear"
He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed
He's been spending a little too much time with the life-sized Holiday
Barbie
His new live-in personal elf valet, Steve
Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from New
Jersey
He knows when she's been sleeping, he knows when she's awake, because
he's bugged the bedroom
Lately, she keeps "forgetting" to tie her robe when she brings the
elves their morning coffee
Stockings aren't the only things he's been nailing in front of the
fireplace
Not a creature is stirring in Santa's pants
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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