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Date: Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:22:30 -0600
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While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a
walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,"
one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems."
"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear
each other out right now?" They agreed this is a good idea. The first
psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt,
so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can."The second
admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently
pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me." The third
psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I
just can't keep a secret."
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