"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:01fbo4dgpghhb1htpuv4f5lvcar7oa5ks4@4ax.com:
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> An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked
> why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control
> pills."
> Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse
> me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you
> have for birth control pills?"
> The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
> The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth
> control pills help you to sleep?"
> The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I
> sleep better at night."
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LOL.(A rarity at that!!)
Mercury
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