A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad
Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause
of the disease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once
a year?" "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the
relationship between this and Mad Cow?" "And did you know we milk the
cows twice a day?" "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the
point?" "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice
a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
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