Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to
the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care
of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to
take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him
out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The
man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh,
yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair
clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then
the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then
shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks,
man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the
hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt
and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."
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