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Subject: Re: Layoffs
From: WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:ihern4paqf24nc9hc9fdne5t3eg9jdol17@4ax.com:
> On 26 Jan 2009 06:08:04 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
>
>>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>>news:dc9pn45e5rjaqflegl4c9ph48vlsgbgdar@4ax.com:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The manager was having difficulty with profits and fixed costs, so
>>> there was only one solution - more layoffs. But there were only two
>>> possibilities - Jack and Mary. This was going to be a hard decision -
>>> they were both excellent workers, and equally qualified - but one had
>>> to go. He was obviously going to have to interview them both and then
>>> decide.
>>>
>>> So he called Mary in first. "I'm sorry," he began, "I've got some bad
>>> news. I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
>>> She looked at him for a moment in silence then replied: "Well, can
you
>>> jack off, I've got a terrible headache?"
>>>
>>
>>OMG 2 in one day!!!! what is happening?? LOL.
>>
>>Mercury.
>
>
> I lowered my standards for joke posting.
>
>
> lol,
> darkshadows
>
No comment LOL.
Mercury.
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