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Date: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:50:08 -0600
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A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter.
So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie
Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie
Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all
the others are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house,
Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
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