Story of a Woman who just turned 47
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with
him.
He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He
did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me
miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some
ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted
firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he
divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
I am now 47 and am looking for a guy with a big dick.
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