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Subject: Spouse having an on-line affair?
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Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:33:56 -0600
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Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having an On-Line Affair
10. Lately she sits at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".
4. Lipstick on the mouse.
3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.
1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
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