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Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2009 03:45:50 -0600
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This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he
had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the
first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the
tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a
resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds
himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.
To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y
tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help
noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way,
mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica,
mon, have a nice day.'"
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