| Liberties with the Queen |
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Subject: Liberties with the Queen
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Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2009 03:43:18 -0600
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There once lived a king and a queen who ruled a large kingdom. The
king was short in vital parts and the queen had to seek solace with
every Dick, Tom and Harry.
After some time the king grew suspicious of the queen's escapades and
wanted to punish the subjects willing to risk their lives for a fling
with her.
He sought the services of his court magician to help identify the
culprits. The magician built an invisible contraption that was
attached to the queen's waist. The mechanism was simple, it would
slice any elongated object that ventured anywhere within an inch of
the queen's waist.
Having set his trap the king set off on a hunting trip and returned to
his palace after spending a sleepless week and burning with curiosity.
Immediately after his arrival he summoned the queen's private
bodyguards to his foyer and having dispatched all attendants ordered
them to undress. All of them had lost their penises! He next summoned
the palace guards and the result was the same. By mid-afternoon he
realized that there was not a single male soul in the vicinity who had
not made a valiant attempt only to be left peniless (pun).
The only man left was his minister and to his surprise the king, on
inspection found the only man who had a penis left on him!
Pleased with his minister's loyalty he asked him as to what punishment
would befit all the others and in reply received only a blubbering
sound from the minister's mouth.
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