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Subject: Still in the crate
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Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:26:51 -0600
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally
gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on
The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four
tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and
wired it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his
honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal
a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he had seen them.
She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these
breasts."
He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the
CRATE!"
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