GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV.
THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO
PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY
WANTED HEALED.
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE
OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND
THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID: 'YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU
OLD COOT... THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT
RAISE THE DEAD.
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